LET ME HELP
LET ME HELP

When your head’s playing tricks and a helping hand seems to have an ulterior motive.

The Fed Up Firefly
The Fed Up Firefly

Fireflies hold sticky, humid New York in July together and no one in the media is talking about it, for shame.

A microcosm on the brain
A microcosm on the brain
The noble gorilla
The noble gorilla

The noble gorilla tends to his beloved troop daily with conscientious grooming and carefully considered words of encouragement.

Feeling myself
Feeling myself
A peaceful hello
A peaceful hello
Earwings
Earwings

Flight-worthy ear hair and only his self-doubt keeping him on the ground.

Job Hunter
Job Hunter
Peck peck peck
Peck peck peck

Anxiety in avian form.

Bzz bzz bzz
Bzz bzz bzz

Anxiety in vespine form.

Rock bottom
Rock bottom
Self-love
Self-love
You look like trouble.
You look like trouble.
Star-lings
Star-lings

The starlings of New York are total divas.

Hi five betch
Hi five betch
The Bald Young Man's Haircut
The Bald Young Man's Haircut

Fooling no one but themselves.

Travel in twos
Travel in twos
What a shame
What a shame

I feel bad about this one - what a silly notion. And yet we’ve all been there!

Mate I
Mate I

the word 'mate' takes on different meanings depending on context.

Mate II
Mate II

the 'mate' which translates as 'you're skating on really really thin ice'.

Cup 1
Cup 1
A cheeky prank
A cheeky prank

When someone looks sad, ask them if it's because of the haircut.

Creative confinements
Creative confinements

Being stuck inside your sketchbook is not the worst thing that could happen but you’re still stuck.

The Elgin Pub
The Elgin Pub

Every day, at midday, he walks to the pub and drinks one medium glass of chilean merlot and, thus, has lived to be a stylish 237-years-old.

Maybe tomorrow
Maybe tomorrow

If you wait until tomorrow, you don't have to do anything until it arrives.

People are not sex toys
People are not sex toys

Take heed, all you bus-molesters.

Warning!!!!!
Warning!!!!!

Trump and his ilk are just afraid of falling in love and getting hurt.

Hello
Hello

Be my friend.

Butter wouldn't melt
Butter wouldn't melt
You wouldn't look twice
You wouldn't look twice

Inspired by my cat licking his own arsehole.

Tinted windows
Tinted windows
Real life caricatures
Real life caricatures

Spotted at Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2015 singing along to 'Wonderwall'.

Vera
Vera

Cross Vera, and she will cut you.

"You two should get married."
"You two should get married."

This man gave me terrible life advice on a train platform so I immortalised his bad haircut in a drawing.

Sunday lunch
Sunday lunch

A food coma can paradoxically make one feel quite alive.

A nice pair
A nice pair

Scot-watching: an enjoyable variation on people-watching. Spotted at Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2015.

Father Crispmas
Father Crispmas

He sees you when you're sleeping.

Contours
Contours
Family
Family
Come on my brother
Come on my brother

Men in India often hold hands like little girls in other countries and it's lovely.

No trust
No trust

Traveling around India and being taken for rides by various helpful-seeming con artists trying to make a buck was quite funny but also frustrating - not knowing who to trust leads to trusting no one.

Continental Europeans
Continental Europeans

My heart cries with joy when like-minded people find each other, especially on buses on the other side of the world, and especially when they don’t understand what it says on their t-shirts.

That's our lot
That's our lot

Sometimes you don't get to choose who you spend all your time with.

Archipelagoliath
Archipelagoliath

When giants fancy a long, peaceful soak, they'll disguise themselves as archipelagos.

Belly fire
Belly fire

Light the fire in your own belly.

Bosom buds
Bosom buds

Guess how much extra time I’ve spent going through airport security because of these two.

But I am le tired
But I am le tired
For the lovers
For the lovers

For the lovers whose productivity suffers in the shadow of their infatuation with one another.

Mum's wedding dress
Mum's wedding dress
Free
Free

Traveling rules because there are no rules.

Bean a wumman
Bean a wumman

Having a vagina is just really really hard sometimes.