When your head’s playing tricks and a helping hand seems to have an ulterior motive.
Fireflies hold sticky, humid New York in July together and no one in the media is talking about it, for shame.
The noble gorilla tends to his beloved troop daily with conscientious grooming and carefully considered words of encouragement.
Flight-worthy ear hair and only his self-doubt keeping him on the ground.
Anxiety in avian form.
Anxiety in vespine form.
The starlings of New York are total divas.
Fooling no one but themselves.
I feel bad about this one - what a silly notion. And yet we’ve all been there!
the word 'mate' takes on different meanings depending on context.
the 'mate' which translates as 'you're skating on really really thin ice'.
When someone looks sad, ask them if it's because of the haircut.
Being stuck inside your sketchbook is not the worst thing that could happen but you’re still stuck.
Every day, at midday, he walks to the pub and drinks one medium glass of chilean merlot and, thus, has lived to be a stylish 237-years-old.
If you wait until tomorrow, you don't have to do anything until it arrives.
Take heed, all you bus-molesters.
Trump and his ilk are just afraid of falling in love and getting hurt.
Be my friend.
Inspired by my cat licking his own arsehole.
Spotted at Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2015 singing along to 'Wonderwall'.
Cross Vera, and she will cut you.
This man gave me terrible life advice on a train platform so I immortalised his bad haircut in a drawing.
A food coma can paradoxically make one feel quite alive.
Scot-watching: an enjoyable variation on people-watching. Spotted at Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2015.
He sees you when you're sleeping.
Men in India often hold hands like little girls in other countries and it's lovely.
Traveling around India and being taken for rides by various helpful-seeming con artists trying to make a buck was quite funny but also frustrating - not knowing who to trust leads to trusting no one.
My heart cries with joy when like-minded people find each other, especially on buses on the other side of the world, and especially when they don’t understand what it says on their t-shirts.
Sometimes you don't get to choose who you spend all your time with.
When giants fancy a long, peaceful soak, they'll disguise themselves as archipelagos.
Light the fire in your own belly.
Guess how much extra time I’ve spent going through airport security because of these two.
For the lovers whose productivity suffers in the shadow of their infatuation with one another.
Traveling rules because there are no rules.
Having a vagina is just really really hard sometimes.